janecrocker:

janecrocker:

i will always laugh so fucking hard at the urbandictionary entry for “fo shizzle my nizzle”

haymltch:

reading a john green book is having your heart ripped out twelve times and in the end he’s just sitting there in the back of the book smiling like AHahhhAHAHAHHAHA this mother fucker fell for it

hoyitssteven:

great April Fools prank idea, replace all the sugar in your house with heroin

harlequinjade:

I thought a truck was about to crash into us and I instinctively said “wHOA THERE BUCKAROO” I could have died and those would have been my last words